nobody is supposed to see this...
This is my private shrine. If you are reading this, something has gone terribly wrong.
His mere existence makes the sun jealous
When he walks into a room, my code compiles on the first try
Scientists confirmed: his smile is the actual source of global warming
I would mass-delete my entire node_modules and reinstall for him
He is the only person who could make me switch from dark mode to light mode
I would rebase an entire branch with 200 conflicts just to hear him laugh
If Agam was a programming language, he'd be the only one with zero bugs
My heart does a git pull every time I see him — always getting new feelings
He's the reason I believe in love at first commit
Honestly? I just think he's really really really really really neat
(I saved these for purely scientific purposes)
Exhibit A: Perfection
Exhibit B: My heart cannot
Exhibit C: *faints*
Exhibit D: This should be illegal
Exhibit E: I can't even
Exhibit F: Your Honor, I rest my case
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My code has no bugs,
When I'm thinking of you.
Your eyes are like promises —
They always resolve.
My love is O(1),
Constant, no matter what evolves.
I'd mass-force-push my feelings,
Straight to your main.
Loving you, dear Agam,
Is my sweetest infinite loop of pain. 💔
| Time | Activity |
|---|---|
| 06:00 | Wake up, think about Agam |
| 07:00 | Breakfast (thinking about Agam) |
| 08:00 | Pretend to work (actually thinking about Agam) |
| 12:00 | Lunch break — dedicated Agam appreciation hour |
| 13:00 | Back to "work" (updating this website) |
| 17:00 | Gym (getting strong enough to carry my love for Agam) |
| 19:00 | Dinner (candlelit, alone, with a photo of Agam) |
| 21:00 | Write poetry about Agam |
| 23:00 | Fall asleep whispering "Agam" softly |